accidentalhomocide:

accidentalhomocide:

accidentalhomocide:

accidentalhomocide:

accidentalhomocide:

accidentalhomocide:

im gonna go be healthy and go outside. yay wildlife!

okay well i fell in a puddle great start

okay i have a stitch

my hands are numb

i have a splinter

and i think i sprained my ankle that’s it im going home thank u wildlife 100% would recommend


punkrockluna:

hexgoddess:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

commonly confused medieval weapons

a powerpoint by me

now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

"medieval guys really liked spikes they were like medieval glitter" hasfjkashfgasjfgafjadhasdhgaHGASGFSHGD

needs more sickle


givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died


u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.


(Source: theodd1sout)


nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)


thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.


that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees


break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ


galaxybender:

nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

(Source: roastedparsnips)


juneauwhat:

the year is 2088.  there is only one tree left.   the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees

(Source: officialunitedstates)


nebula-vomit:

d o r k  p a r t y (click for better resolution!)

Present for Anna (optimisticquarantine.tumblr.com) of our ocs.

Characters (from left to right): Lodewijk (mine), Brandon (mine), Jax (optimisticquarantine), Nizam (mine), Hakim (optimisticquarantine), and Rosie (bat ears!!) (optimisticquarantine)

Colored version coming soon. ART © ME


lumos5000-getsspooky:

spooooooooooopy:

my-romantic-chemical:

mrcrusoe:

tardisintheimpala:

flomation:

underplay:

hey you

stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe

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okay that’s all carry on

my wayward son

there’ll be peace when you are done

lay your weary head to rest

don’t you cry no more

this was a post about a baby giraffe

yes but you said the thing and it summoned them


ask-cosplay-kirkland:

orbitingasupernova:

homosexualwatercolors:

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

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dammit America 

(Source: sonofabaggins)