im gonna go be healthy and go outside. yay wildlife!
okay well i fell in a puddle great start
okay i have a stitch
my hands are numb
i have a splinter
and i think i sprained my ankle that’s it im going home thank u wildlife 100% would recommend
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
"medieval guys really liked spikes they were like medieval glitter" hasfjkashfgasjfgafjadhasdhgaHGASGFSHGD
needs more sickle
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
d o r k p a r t y (click for better resolution!)
Present for Anna (optimisticquarantine.tumblr.com) of our ocs.
Characters (from left to right): Lodewijk (mine), Brandon (mine), Jax (optimisticquarantine), Nizam (mine), Hakim (optimisticquarantine), and Rosie (bat ears!!) (optimisticquarantine)
Colored version coming soon. ART © ME
stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe
okay that’s all carry on
my wayward son
there’ll be peace when you are done
lay your weary head to rest
don’t you cry no more
this was a post about a baby giraffe
yes but you said the thing and it summoned them